tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
Me the other 50%: fuck this shit I want to drink and get high on drugs and bale bad ass motherfucker fuck life I don't care.
Me 100% of the time: sitting home alone eating.
what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE